A LOOK AT THE WORLD'S
MOST OVER-RATEDÂ CELEBS!
This Is The Mega List Of The Top 100 Over-Rated Celebrities Today.
1. Dane Cook
To get all the roles he gets (Good Luck Chuck, Dan In Real Life, Mr. Brooks, Host SNL, Promo's for MLB....) with his talent, I'd say the answer is all of Hollywood.
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2 Josh Hartnett
Worst. Actor. Ever.
3 Paris Hilton
Answer: anyone and everyone
4 Britney Spears
No talent, but at least she could dance and had a great body. Then came the 2007 VMA's.
5 Heidi and Spencer
Well, certainly not each other. Is anything real about them? Are they even human?
6 Donald Trump
Famous for using the $200 million he inherited from his Dad to buy the worlds worst toupee.
7 Tara Reid
Too bad you can't get talent implants.
8 Kevin Federline
Tied with Axel Rose for Luckiest White Trash Moron Award.
9 Kanye West
Still crying like a baby 'cause Al Gore stole his Nobel Peace Prize.
10 Modanna
The master of it all.
11 Jamie Lynn Spears
At least she is proving that she has the same DNA as Britney.
12 Ashlee Simpson
New nose, new hair, new breasts...same lip synching.
13 Scarlett Johansson
Hypnotizes everyone with her breasts so that they don't notice that she can't act.
14 Heather Mills
She makes Yoko look like a good catch.
15 Perez Hilton
Love you Perez, but seriously, without that clever name, right now, you'd be saying "Hello, and welcome to The Olive Garden, my name is Mario and I'll be your server tonight..."
16 Jerry Seinfeld
Have you ever noticed that I am really not funny, not funny at all? What's the deal with me not being funny and getting so rich off of it. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
17 Axel Rose
Actually somewhat talented. But still the greatest gap between how talented he really is and how talented he thinks he is.
18 Olsen Twins
I think if you combine them together, there is enough to make a whole person.
19 Christina Ricci
See Scarlett Johanson.
20 Lil' Kim
Her fame would only be justified if she pulled the trigger on Tupac. Now that I think about it, can anyone prove that she didn't?
21 Jason Lee
My name is one lucky son of a bitch.
22 Gretchen Mol
The only time I don't notice her horrible acting is when she is naked on screen. Hopefully I won't notice it in her next movies.
23 Catherine Zeta Jones
I already know the answer and am kinda grossed out just thinking about it.
24 Star Jones
Wants to be a poor man's Oprah. Not even a poor man's Whoopi.
25 Kim Kardashian
Does anyone know why she is famous? Anyone????
26 Nicole Ritchie
See Kimberly Stewert.
27 James Blount
Hey, maybe if I write a song with the title "beautiful", I might actually get laid.
28 Kristin Cavallari
She's kinda cute, but I have no idea who she is, or why anyone cares about her.
29 Dr. Phil
What you need to do, is to shut up and go away and never come back.
30 Janice Dickinson
If you were the first Supermodel, how come no one had ever heard of you before America's Next Top Model?
31 Carlos Mencia
I believe that racist humor is not offensive if it's funny. Which means that Carlos Mencia is very, very offensive.
32 Fergie
Amazing body, but every time I look at her face, all can I think of is, "She's a man, a man I tell you."
33 Brooke Hogan
Just because your dad can beat up my dad, does not mean you are hot or talented.
34 Kimberly Stewart
See Nicole Ritchie.
35 Heather Graham
I love her in her movies, except for when she is talking or moving.
36 Pauley Shore
I think it might be too much of a compliment to him to even have him on this list.
37 Pussycat Girls
They can't sing, they can't dance, and oh yeah, they're not hot...at all.
38 Rumor Willis
She did come out of Demi Moore's vagina, which is kinda cool, but not a reason to be famous.
39 Brandon Davis
Loser.
40 Gisele Bundchen
Ulimate Butterface.
41 Ryan Phillipe
Busy raising flags as the curtain comes down on his promise as an actor.
42 Rosie O'Donnell
She has personally ruined every lesbian fantasy that I have ever had.
43 Courtney Love
If only Kurt Cobain's shotgun had one more round in it.
44 Tori Spelling
Daddy, can I have pony? Daddy, can I have an acting career?
45 Ray Romano
A poor man's Jerry Seinfield.
46 David Beckham
Tried to get himself off this list, but injured his groin trying.
47 Kevin Costner
He would be off this list if he stuck to making only baseball movies.
48 Martin Lawrence
Martin Lawrence is not crazy, he's just not funny.
49 Zac Efron
Dreams of Orlando Bloom at night.
50 Orlando Bloom
Dreams of Orlando Bloom at night.
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