A LOOK AT THE WORLD'S
MOST OVER-RATED CELEBS!
Who Did They Blow?51-100
51 Matthew McConaughey
Crazy naked bongo man.
52 Katie Holmes
Not on this list until she married Alien Scientology midget.
53 Sandra Oh
I doubt anyone has made an "Oh face" thinking of her.
54 Tila Tequila
WHO?????????
55 Jessica Simpson
Well, her breasts are kinda talented.
56 Criag Bierko
A poor man's Dane Cook. Would be higher, but I think he's doing dinner theater in Kansas right now.
57 Simon Cowell
Either wear looser shirts, or a bra.
58 Avril Lavigne
aNOyINg gIrL.
59 Kelly Preston
See Katie Holmes.
60 Teri Hatcher
Overrated in two different decades.
61 Ben Affleck
Answer: Matt Damon.
62 Matt Damon
Answer: Ben Affleck.
63 Keanu Reeves
Dog Star is what you can call his band ... dog crap is what you can call his acting.
64 Pamela Anderson
If you have ever lived in a trailer, she will eventually marry you.
65 Gwyneth Paltrow
The acting equivalent of Dale Berra to Yogi Berra.
66 Chris Martin
If liking coldplay is a sign that you are gay, what does being Coldplay a sign of?
67 Heidi Klum
I’ve heard of beauty and the beast, but did she have to marry it?
68 Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Huge Tits. I think she also acts and stuff.
69 Mariah Carey
All that Glitters is not talented.
70 Kim Cattrell
I guess the answer would be, executives who are into the old whore fettish.
71 Celine Dion
How do you say overrated in French-Canadian?
72 M. Knight Shamalamadingdong
Would probably be off this list if he would STOP GIVING PUTTING HIMSELF IN HIS OWN MOVIES!
73 Katie Walsh
Her own show? Seriously? I mean, seriously, her own freakin show?
74 Rose McGowan
Answer: Robert Rodriguez.
75 John Mayer
Today's James Taylor. Not a compliment.
76 Victoria Beckham
Can robot's be overrated?
77 Jenna Jameson
Not fair, considering it's what she does for a living.
78 Elisabeth Hasselback
Would be higher, but does anyone actually like her?
79 Adrianne Curry
Here's a story, of a crazy lady, who thought that marrying a has-been, would get her a career of her own.
80 Kirstin Dunst
Snaggle tooth.
81 Julia Roberts
She won an Oscar playing the same character she always plays, but in a push up bra, and with cursing.
82 Akiva Goldsmith
No one knows who he is, but is without a doubt the least deserving Oscar winner ever. Even worse than Ben Affleck. Wrote "Lost In Space" and "Batman and Robin." Enough said.
83 Eli Roth
Okay Eli, we get the point, you can make the same movie over and over again.
84 Mel Gibson
So he’s an avowed anti-semite. Big deal! Jesus can get him off the hook.
85 Jennifer Lopez
She can suck in both English and Spanish.
86 Chris Crocker
Only has about 14 minutes left on this list.
87 Bai Ling
How come the girls I would pay to never see naked, ever, are always the one flashing for the cameras?
88 Carmen Electra
A poor man's Pam Anderson.
89 Margret Cho
My friends claim that women are not funny. I argue with them over this, but lose everytime they bring her up.
90 Mena Suvari
Or am I thinking of Mira Sorvino? Does it matter?
91 Drew Barrymore
Nice range Drew.
92 Jeremy Piven
Actually only overrated in his own mind.
93 Christopher Reeve
Seriously, if he hadn't fallen off that horse, would we still be talking about him? Giddyup!
94 Jason Schwartzman
I can't believe that Natalie Portman decided to do her first nude scene with him. Ewwww.
95 Quentin Tarrentino
Basically the annoying clerk at Blockbuster who makes a mocking comment under his breath when you rent "Dodgeball."
96 Jessica Beil
Sexiest woman alive? Seriously?
97 LonleyGirlnumberwhatever
Soon to be lonely again, very lonely.
98 Rebecca Romijn
I can't believe that she stills gets hired to act. Didn't anyone see "Femme Fatale" or "Pepper Dennis?"
99 Dave Attell
Would be higher if anyone knew who he was. Still he got his own show. Ridiculous, but not in a funny way.
100 Jessica Alba
I really didn't want to put her on this list, but after seeing both "Fantastick Four" movies, I had no choice.